Well it's now Monday mornin, And OH wata shame, For all us football fans, It was tha last game

Tha chili's now dried On tha side of tha pot, Tha beanies are floatin, And ther aint a whole lot

Our heads kinda throbbin, We dont feel quite right, I just caint remember, Wat tha helld I do last nyte

Your left arms wore out, Ya got kinda drunk, New Orleans tha champs, Who wooda thunk

So lift your coffee cup, And give one last cheer, We will party AGAIN, Same tyme next year........................................................ rusty

Well Mama's in tha kitchen, cookin beanie wienies n chili, Ya know she got up early, Fur this ole hillbilly,

Tha beers in tha fridge, gettin good n cold, All my frynds are headed over, Young and old,

They had better hurry, n be here real soon, Cause, ya can bet your ass, I'll be buzzed by NOON,

We will gather round tha tube, N root for our team, N pass to tha left, Cause Mc Skynyrd says so (if ya know wat I mean),

Tha game starts at 5:00 With tha crowd at a roar But ya know its a shame, Cause I'll be passed out by 4:00

HAPPY STUPER BOWL NATION ! ! !.................................... rusty

Howdy Frynds,

Well all tha g-kids are wore out n finally went ta bed tha ole lady's are too, I just did my MEDS and figured it was tyme for a little Christmas story.

This is a true story about tha worst and best Christmas I ever had.

My ole man quit havin Christmas when I was 8 after my mom passed , n we lived back in tha woods.( YA THINK) , Well when I was 13 a frynd of mine got a new bb gun n gave me his old one n a tube a BBs. Me n my two brothers are outside playin when who should appear but my uncle we all hated n his bitch he called dear. They were drivin a brand new 1965 Galazie 500 LOADED, they just picked up at tha ford factory in KC. They were RICH, we were Poor n they liked provin tha fact ,ya know wat I mean. Didnt even bring us kids any Christmas presents (asshole). It all started off inosently, We were just shootin tha hub caps cause they made this neat DING when they hit...... well..... SOMEBODY werent such a good shot..... out went a window (shyt). to make a long story short.... We shot out every window , tha headlights, tha tail lights turn signals, dash , tha thing looked like ittid been thru a hail storm!! We even ran outta BBs n went crawlin aeound tha car Pickin BBs outta tha gravel, soes we could reload n shoot some more, We were just havin a good ole tyme destroyin that car. Five yrs. of hate were commin with every shot................................... THEN our drunk ole man came outa tha house.... He Yelled " Wat tha F happened here? Then he yelled BOYS.... We ran like hell but were eventually caught.......... Tha whole damm family enjoyed takein turns beatin our asses, Ther was screamin and yellin and cussin and some more beatin. After a bit we were able ta sneak away and hide in tha bushes until they all left. WE were bloodied n bruised but it was.........

AllGOOD

AS THA GLASS FROM THA WINDOWS

BOUNCED OFFA THA HOOD

AND WE LUAGHED AND WE LAUGHED

AS THEY DROVE OUTTA SIGHT

CAUSE IT WAS JUST GETTIN DARK

AND THEY HAD NO LIGHT ! ! ! !