HEy Ya'll I've been invited to Premium member " Medway simplemans house for a Pre Concert Party..7/1 2010...He was told by sources that since's he's close to the event they will be stopping by for some good ole Southern hospitality medway style....You ALL need to message him here for an invite...He Wants you to bring...but he has some needs you can help with.....
1 ] Second cousins...
2] Pick-up trucks with hot tub in back...
3] .38 Specials you no longer use....and he'll give you back your Bullets...!!
4] old Records for the DJ..he's alittle liberal only got a left arm..but he spins records better than any PAC committe alive...
5] Rebel flags for the Main Street March....He and his fellow Biker dudes want to fly them proud for the Rally in dowtown mansfield prior to the show...
6] Plenty of ice cubes...for the Preshow women Bikini ice wrestling..a Tradition at his parties..
7] Food...Hogs Jowls..Grits..Watermelon...frogs legs..and snakes..lots of snakes...
8] ah ..most important BEER...he likes the Traditional kind....RED & White and Blue by the kegas always.
9] Don't forget your best Jeans the more holy the better....
10] Old Bibles...he's really a closet Jesus freak...nothing Fancy about that..

Well I gues that about covers just some of the things a simpleman's party are about..so give him message her for directions and time...and for GOD Sake don't forget your tickets..

Take care God Bless...
Happy Trails

PS got Ya Medwaysimpleman...just trying to offer up a Second helping of Suthyn FRYNYDSHYP...hehehe
April 1 style..

You forgot to mention the Official Lynyrd Skynyrd Rolling Papers...they are for the Simple man , you know .
I just happen to have a pack of them.

@RossingtonRules: STOP BY PLANET UTAH AND PICK ME & THE "IMAGINARY LADY" UP ON THA WAY! ............. SINCE MY DONKEY'S MISBEHAVIN'!.............. LMAO!

Couple of things you forgot...

you didn't mention mullets.... that's a must.... no one will be allow through the gates without sporting your best mullet. And to earn an extra Pabst Blue Ribbon, a porno mustache.

Dogs - any and all, as long as there the hunting kind...

And make sure when you cross the town line to blow the General Lee horn in your trucks, my neighbors will love it...

Good one 01776.

Back home we call that a good ole HOOTINANY..................... Iffin ya go on inta arkansas they call it a shindig!!!!!

I can see tha smoke signals from here............................................... rusty

Just gimme three steps to catch my breath....I couldn't stop laughing whenmaking that list....you asked for it,FRYNYD...I'm kinda hopin for the women in the ICED Bikini wrestling to want me to Referee...but when I cross that town line from Holliston into medway..RTE 16 is it...I'll be sure and Blow my Trucks General lee horn you bet there..just how many kegs of RED& White and Blue should I bring though..?
Happy Trails FRYNYD
PS we should meet,at the show if time permits in the parking lot...if you survive your party...hehehe

When it gets closer to show time lets a plan...

YES Sir MR General LEE Sir...Just make sure that there Chargers gassed-up and revin to go..cause me and the boys isa gonna be ridn em hard and a putting em up wet...So we'll need yer place to refill on them thar grits an such..might even skin us a wild one or two befer me and my swamp frynyds mosy on over to yer place..to jump in that ice wrestling thang..YEEE hAAW.....Well I gotta get back to skining the skunks...darn things...LOVE that Smell..I'll bring ya'll some ifan yours are all gone....wouldn't be too naahboorly of me if I didn't.Sure lets do some of that ..what they call it..interfacing....me and the boys love that.!!
Happy Trails Mr General LEE sir...